Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle

Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle

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$39.00
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Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
  • Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle

Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle

$39.00
$39.00
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A funny Uncle Sam sloth tee for the deliberately unhurried: a recruitment poster that only wants you to sit down and relax.

The print is a vintage 'I Want You' poster parody, aged and distressed — a sloth cast as Uncle Sam in a star-spangled top hat and red coat, pointing straight at the viewer beneath the line 'I Want You… To Relax.'

It's for the person who has been treating rest like a reward to be earned first — a wry piece of patriotic humor that makes doing nothing feel like a civic duty.

Original AI-crafted artwork, printed to order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, unisex fit. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted, stay true for the boxy drape.

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