Uncle Slow — Patriotic Uncle Sam Sloth Relax Parody T-Shirt

Uncle Slow — Patriotic Uncle Sam Sloth Relax Parody T-Shirt

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$33.99
Sale price  $33.99 Regular price 
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Uncle Slow — Patriotic Uncle Sam Sloth Relax Parody T-Shirt

Uncle Slow — Patriotic Uncle Sam Sloth Relax Parody T-Shirt

$33.99
Sale price  $33.99 Regular price 
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This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings mellow humor and vintage charm to everyday wear. The front features a retro-style illustration of a sloth dressed like Uncle Sam, pointing and declaring “I WANT YOU… TO RELAX.” The heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton and soft, washed-in colors give the shirt a lived-in feel from day one. Wear it on slow mornings, casual hangouts, or backyard gatherings to send a calm, playful vibe without saying a word. The roomy cut layers easily over hoodies or stands alone as an effortless statement piece for anyone who moves at their own pace.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk for consistent fit
- Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) for soft, vintage texture
- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for clean finish
- Available S–4XL and in 58 colors to match personal style

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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