The Slow Ride — Funny Sloth Riding-Mower Tee · Dad Humor

The Slow Ride — Funny Sloth Riding-Mower Tee · Dad Humor

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$39.00
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The Slow Ride — Funny Sloth Riding-Mower Tee · Dad Humor

The Slow Ride — Funny Sloth Riding-Mower Tee · Dad Humor

$39.00
Sale price  $39.00 Regular price 
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A funny sloth riding-mower tee cruising the block at 4 MPH MAX — sunglasses on, flag bucket hat, cold ones trailing sparks. On purpose.

A comic print of a sloth in sunglasses and a flag bucket hat driving a stars-and-stripes riding mower, its plate reading 'S.L.O.W. RIDE · 4 MPH MAX,' towing a cooler that shoots sparks, a bald eagle overhead, and a neighbor on the curb holding an 'I ♥ SLOW' sign.

Top speed four miles an hour, and proud of it. For the person who takes the scenic route through their own front yard.

Original AI-crafted artwork, printed to order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, unisex fit. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted, stay true for the boxy drape.

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