The Statesman — Lincoln-Era Sloth Portrait Tee

A sloth in a black frock coat and a tall hat, reading a parchment without urgency. A raccoon stands at his side in the posture of a small, dignified attendant who has been promoted into the room and is taking it seriously. An eagle drifts above trailing a thin line of sparks. Behind them, a flag, painted as if by someone who had seen a flag once, in a portrait, a long time ago.

For the person whose composure has been mistaken for a position. Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 in royal blue — 6.1oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, deep and even, the color a room turns just before someone lights a candle. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted, true to size for the boxy statesman drape.