The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor

The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor

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The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
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  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
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  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
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  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
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  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
  • The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor

The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor

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A vintage patriotic sloth tee: a sloth in a Lincoln-style top hat and black coat, reading his address at the only pace worth reading anything — unhurried.

The painterly vintage portrait shows a sloth dressed as a Lincoln-esque statesman — black frock coat, tall stovepipe hat, a scroll in hand — seated and reading without urgency. A dignified raccoon attends at his side, a bald eagle drifts overhead trailing sparks, and an American flag hangs behind.

For the person whose composure has been mistaken for a position. Some figures do the weighty things slowly, on purpose — and history tends to remember them for it.

Original AI-crafted art printed to order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 in royal blue — 6.1oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, unisex. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted.

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