The Slow Labratory — Funny Declaration Sloth Tee · Americana

The Slow Labratory — Funny Declaration Sloth Tee · Americana

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The Slow Labratory — Funny Declaration Sloth Tee · Americana
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The Slow Labratory — Funny Declaration Sloth Tee · Americana

The Slow Labratory — Funny Declaration Sloth Tee · Americana

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A funny Americana sloth tee: colonial sloths signing the Slow-laration of Independence 'in pursuit of napiness' — the typo is canon now.

The gold-framed painterly print restages a colonial signing scene with better posture: colonial sloths in powdered wigs signing a parchment reading THE SLOW-LARATION OF INDEPENDENCE, IN PURSUIT OF NAPINESS — spelled exactly that way — while a bald eagle flies before an American flag, fireworks bloom out the window, and a raccoon in a tricorn eats a hot dog.

For the person who finds typos in founding documents more honest than the documents themselves, and figures a good nap covers most of happiness.

Original AI-crafted art printed to order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 in red — 6.1oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, unisex. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted.

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