The Slow Labratory — We The Sloths Declaration Tee

The Slow Labratory — We The Sloths Declaration Tee

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The Slow Labratory — We The Sloths Declaration Tee
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The Slow Labratory — We The Sloths Declaration Tee

The Slow Labratory — We The Sloths Declaration Tee

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Five sloths and a raccoon arranged around a parchment in the exact composition of Trumbull's Declaration, except calmer, and with better posture. A quill rests on the table. An eagle holds its breath in the background. The document on the table reads SLOW LABRATORY INDEPENDENCE, IN PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS — spelled exactly that way, by a hand that was clearly not in a hurry to consult a dictionary. We have decided this is canon.

For the person who finds typos in founding documents more honest than the documents themselves. Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 in red — 6.1oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, the color of a velvet curtain in a room where someone is about to sign something they have not fully read. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted, true to size for the boxy oil-portrait drape.

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