The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt

The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt

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$39.00
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The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
  • The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt
The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt

The Physics of Slow — Funny Sloth Tee · Slow Living Shirt

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The Physics of Slow is a dry, funny sloth graphic tee — a vintage naturalist plate arguing that slow is a law, not a preference.

One sloth reclines full-length along a mossy branch, spirals on its belly, while a line of ants hauls little cubes underneath. A smiling sun turns on a gear, an owl keeps the notes, and a turtle, a meditating capybara, an elephant, and a second sloth with a steaming bowl fill out the demonstration. It's drawn in sage-green, gold and black vintage illustration.

Newton missed this one — a body at rest tends to know something the rest of us are still hurrying to find out. For the deadpan anti-hustler who'd rather prove a point than make one.

Original AI-crafted art, printed to order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, unisex. Runs slightly large; size down for a fitted cut.

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