The Patron Wizard — Slothisticated Wordmark Kiss-Cut Sticker

One eye, one pipe, one very long opinion about hurry. The patron figure of the whole operation — cyclops sage, beard like a slow river, hat full of small moons — exhales a curl of smoke over the wordmark beneath him. He has been here the whole time. You are just now noticing.

A kiss-cut decal for the laptop, the water bottle, the notebook, the back of the guitar. Carry the brand-mark like a sigil. Stick it somewhere you'll see it on the days you're moving too fast.