The Loan Shark — Bite-Sized Interest Graphic T-Shirt

Navy three-piece, fedora tipped just so, paperwork in hand and a smile that prefers not to be examined too closely. He has read the terms. He wrote the terms. Beneath him, in ornate scroll-banner type: Bite-Sized Interest. The rates are reasonable. The teeth are not.

A dispatch from the wing of the building no one talks about — technically aquatic, definitely predatory, the kind of vendor your accountant warns you about and your uncle quietly recommends. For the person who finds the suit funnier than the shark, and the pun funnier than both.