The Founding Sloths — Debating Deliberately Colonial Sloth Tee
Six sloths in waistcoats and powdered wigs, gathered around a parchment that has been under discussion since approximately Tuesday. A raccoon takes the minutes. An eagle wheels overhead, unaware that this committee has not reached quorum on whether quorum is necessary. The banner below reads CHILL, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF SLOWNESS, which is either a rough draft or the final version, depending on who you ask.
For the person who suspects most documents would have benefited from another fortnight of consideration. Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 in terracotta — 6.1oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, the color of aged parchment that has been left near a window. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted, true to size for the boxy committee-room drape.