The Founding Sloths — Funny Patriotic Sloth Tee · Slow Living

The Founding Sloths — Funny Patriotic Sloth Tee · Slow Living

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The Founding Sloths — Funny Patriotic Sloth Tee · Slow Living
  • The Founding Sloths — Funny Patriotic Sloth Tee · Slow Living
  • The Founding Sloths — Funny Patriotic Sloth Tee · Slow Living
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The Founding Sloths — Funny Patriotic Sloth Tee · Slow Living

The Founding Sloths — Funny Patriotic Sloth Tee · Slow Living

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A funny patriotic sloth tee: six colonial sloths in powdered wigs debating a parchment they are in no rush to sign — one already asleep on the Declaration.

The vintage-illustration print shows six sloths in waistcoats and powdered wigs gathered around a parchment titled Declaration of Childependence — one asleep mid-clause — while a raccoon in flag sunglasses eats a hot dog and a bald eagle wheels overhead. The banner reads CHILL, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF SLOWNESS.

For the person who suspects most documents would read better after another week of just sitting with them. Nothing worth keeping was ever decided quickly.

Original AI-crafted art printed to order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 in terracotta — 6.1oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, unisex. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted.

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