Slothpollo 11 — Retro Space Sloth Tee · Moon Landing Parody

A retro space-sloth tee: a vintage moon-landing parody with mission control staffed by sloths and a flag that reads 'one small nap for slothkind.'

The design is a warm, vintage retro space-age illustration in burgundy, cream, navy and mustard: a dim mission control full of sloths at CRT consoles, a spacesuited sloth on the moon planting his flag, a bald eagle keeping its own counsel, and a rocket labeled 'liftoff-ish.' Banners read SLOTHPOLLO 11 and THE CHRONICLES OF DELIBERATE EXPLORATION.

For the person who suspects getting somewhere first was never the point. Deliberate exploration — mostly of the nearest comfortable chair.

Original AI-crafted art printed to order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, unisex. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted.