Mid-Lettuce — Funny Sleeping Sloth Tee · Woodcut Nap Shirt

"Mid-lettuce should be a shirt," a stranger wrote under a video of a real sloth asleep with its dinner still in its mouth. 489 people liked it. We took the hint.

One bite in, he was out. The leaf is still there. He seems fine with it.

A deep forest green woodcut of a sleeping three-toed sloth on a branch, one arm hanging, a small sign bearing our name and the two words carved underneath. Give it to whoever's asleep before the opening credits finish.

Original AI-crafted artwork, printed to order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717. 6.1 oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, unisex fit. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted, stay true for the boxy drape.