Independence or Eats Later — Funny Cookout Sloth Tee · BBQ Humor
A funny cookout sloth tee: a monument-sized hamburger, a Statue of Slothery holding a popsicle, and a banner reading 'we hold these naps self-evident.'
The busy comic-Americana print orbits a giant hamburger with a napping tricorn-hatted sloth beneath a banner reading We Hold These Naps To Be Self-Evident. Around it: a Statue of Slothery with a popsicle, marching colonial sloths, a raccoon in flag shades eating nachos, and a spread of cookout food under fireworks.
For the person whose idea of freedom is a long table, good snacks, and absolutely nowhere to be. Give me liberty, or give me a late brunch.
Original AI-crafted art printed to order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 in black — 6.1oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, unisex. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted.