Ape of the Year — Cosmic Ape Graphic Tee · Slow Living

Ape of the Year is a cosmic graphic tee from sloth-art brand Slothisticated — a mock magazine cover celebrating a lifetime of doing gloriously little.

The design depicts a painterly faux magazine cover reading '40 Under 40 · Ape of the Year · Slothisticated Magazine': a pensive blue ape resting his chin on his hand, framed by a spiral galaxy with a clock at its heart, a cosmic jellyfish, and a temple perched on a winding path.

It's for the person whose real flex is having nowhere to be — surreal, anti-hustle humor for the deliberately unproductive.

Original AI-crafted art by Slothisticated, printed to order on heavyweight garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717. Unisex, true to size.