The Slow Riot — Funny Revolutionary Sloth Tee · Americana

The Slow Riot — Funny Revolutionary Sloth Tee · Americana

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$39.00
Sale price  $39.00 Regular price 
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The Slow Riot — Funny Revolutionary Sloth Tee · Americana

The Slow Riot — Funny Revolutionary Sloth Tee · Americana

$39.00
Sale price  $39.00 Regular price 
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A funny Revolutionary War sloth tee: the slowest uprising ever illustrated, lumbering toward liberty and in no hurry to fire the cannon.

A vintage-illustration battle scene of sloths dressed as Revolutionary War soldiers lounging around a big brass cannon amid colorful smoke and fireworks — a Betsy Ross flag and a bald eagle overhead, with banners reading 'The Revolutionary Slow Riot' and 'Lumbering Towards Liberty.' One soldier reads, one leans on the wheel like a porch rail, another dozes on the cannonballs.

For the person who suspects you can change everything and still take your time doing it — Americana folk humor for the quietly defiant.

Original AI-crafted artwork, printed to order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, unisex fit. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted, stay true for the boxy drape.

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