Social Battery 1% — Funny Introvert Sloth Tee · Woodcut Illustration

He stayed for exactly one song. The party is still going.

Now he is plugged into the tree, recharging. The lantern overhead is down to one thin line of glow. He looks, on balance, content.

The outlet is carved right into the bark, and the party glows small and far away inside a wreath of vines, mushrooms dancing with lanterns. Give it to the friend who leaves at 9:40 and texts "home safe" before anyone has noticed.

Original AI-crafted artwork, printed to order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717. 6.1 oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, unisex fit. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted, stay true for the boxy drape.